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We're all stories in the end
The daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away...


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brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

eatingisfab:

*Tips to be Hot*

  • bath with hot water
  • go to the beach 
  • stay outdoors in summer
  • go to sauna
  • drink hot water,chocolate etc.
  • eat hot foods 
  • And of course, go to hell

bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

wilted-scenes:

Meteor shower time lapse 3/? (x)

wilted-scenes:

Meteor shower time lapse 3/? (x)
White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
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White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!
amoying:

Lana looks so different

amoying:

Lana looks so different

restnoweleven:

"He's the same man...always."